Thanks for all the late nights in the quad working on Dr. To Lucien Putnam, I will you a string with the highest of frequencies and a fusion bomb with the greatest of yields. To Ishan Nikam, I will you the coolest of sophomores, for the coolest guy on campus. But seriously, I’ve loved all the time I’ve spent with you this year, and I’ll never forget all the nights in 05DDQ with you and Ketu and the rest of my boys :) I also will you the Senior Most for best hair in two years – do me proud, son.
To Zayn Ramdass, I will you a sophomore as cute as you are, and a full eight hours of sleep. I also will you a history textbook, ‘cause please learn some. I also will you another brain, because you’re going to need it if you want to get through the next two years. To Ketu Patel, I will you a sophomore that you can boss around as much as we boss you around. I also will you some passion, because I know you have amazing ideas, and I know you have things to say, and I want to hear them. To Kurt Leano, I will you a little bit of selfishness, so you can put yourself over others for once in your life. I hope you do more things you like, and that you figure out what you want to do with your life because I know that once you do, you’ll be able to get there. To Rustom Ichhaporia, I will you a dope Assassin’s Creed hoodie and a pair of Bullboxers that will last you for years to come. I hope you never take life too seriously, and that you never stop being who you are. Here’s the second installment of Class of 2018’s Senior Wills (first names K-Z).